THE "DON'T TOUCH ME" LOOK.
Aggressive vesting is the new look for hermetic gals on the streets of N.Y.C.
Inspired by the style of working dogs, the hermettes of NYC are starting to sport vests that send a powerful message to the world around them:
Messages like:
NOT FRIENDLY
STOP! DO NOT PET!
DO NOT DISTRACT!
It’s a look that says: I WILL BITE YOU.”
Encouraging others to keep their hands to themselves may be the only fashion statement that can encapsulate our turbulent times.
A simple yet flashy hazard vest is a great way to make yourself less approachable.
Throw it on over your yoga pants to draw “the eye” away from your mons pubis.
By the time “the eye” is drawn back down to your mound, your mons will already be halfway down the block.
Then there’s this classic tee that’s perfect for tweens.
Rage-dressing is oh so apropos.
We are not friendly, and now our vests do the snarling for us!
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I have always been vest-prone; my collection is legendary. Now I just need a label machine to achieve this iso- look and vibe!! Thank you once again Hermette for the sage advice and a great read!
So useful! Mine would say: KEEP BACK TEN FEET!