THE ISSUE: Ski wigs are turning heads!
Adding wearable hair into the wintery mix.
Everyone looks more interesting in a wig. That’s a fact.
And downhill skiing needs some club energy. Fact.
THE SOLUTION: SKI WIGS!
Daring and radical hairstyles will invigorate the melting ski industry with risk-taking lewks that make skiing more fun and fabulous than ever.
The great outdoors and big hair are about to collide in one super-cute meet.
Everyone loves wigs. They’re fun, they’re fierce, they’re glamorous, and they’re hot and itchy.
Why would anyone wear a hot and itchy hat when a person could just as easily wear a hot and itchy wig?
Unlike hats, wigs match any outfit.
And unlike baldness or your own hair, wigs let you impersonate everyone from Mr. Tudball to Tina Turner.
From Marie Antoinette to a British barrister. From Art Garfunkel to Diana Ross. From Crystal Gayle to a cast member of Hairspray. From Edward Scissorhands to Bozo the Clown. Look like Nicki Minaj or Nikki Sixx. Look frum or funky. Snow bunnies, meet Lady Bunny. Look like you went to Patricia Field instead of Dartmouth.
People can hang up their ski wigs on designated racks right next to the chair lifts.
Like a lending library. Like bowling shoes, but with hair. Grab a different wig or toupé or fall for every run.
Best of all, any wig can be worn by anyone, making everyone feel more hirsute and stoked.
The boldness of the wigs could be rated: BEGINNER, INTERMEDIATE, and DOUBLE BLACK DIAMOND.
DOUBLE BLACK DIAMOND WIGS is one tremendous business idea.
Hairy trails are more fun!
Now is the perfect time to feel the wind in someone else’s hair as you hit the slopes during these final weeks of winter.
Excelling in sports is about confidence. A luscious head of hair may be just what you’ve always needed to warm to your own form.
Let’s turn Tuckerman’s Ravine into Wigstock!
Ski wigs will rock the mountainous world from Mad River to Gstaad.
Look like a true pro in the pro shop.
Let’s yodel into the canyons! Tips up!
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I've always wanted a bike helmet that looked like Marge Simpson's hair! So fun!